With Christmas Eve less than 20 days away no doubt you are wondering what to get your new parent friends for Christmas or perhaps your other half…
An integral part of my childhood and teen years was the NOW compilation albums.
I joined the party at NOW (that’s what I call music) 13
which contained such hits as
A Groovy Kind of Love
He ain’t heavy (he’s my brother) and, the excellent
Don’t Worry, be Happy.
Well- what about this for an idea…
Now that’s what I call parenting.
Featuring…
REM -Everybody hurts
This relates to the labour itself and, in later months the unfamiliar pain of having your eye gauged out by a child grabbing onto your face playfully.
Cat Stevens- The first cut is the deepest this clearly relates to the episiotomy. Oh no love- you won’t need one- you’ll just sneeze your baby out…I’m talking about other people.
Aladdin & Jasmin- A Whole New World.
No turning back now…it’s all change. Forever.
Sister Sledge- We are family
Because dudes, that’s what you are now!
Coldplay- Yellow
Jaundice is more common than you realise people. Don’t sweat it.
The Ramones-Baby I love you.
(Less at 4:45am when you are bawling your head off, but never the less- I love you, OK?)
Bon Jovi- Sleep when I’m dead
You are either awake because your baby won’t sleep or awake wondering why they are so quiet.
Radiohead- Creep
How you will now move around the house when your little cherub is resting. You may also take to angry shushing and fingers on lips signs.
Absolutely futile.
Utterly pointless, they will wake as soon as they hear your ass hit the seat.
Arcade Fire- Keep the car running
This relates to a couple of new parent issues…either having to take the baby out in the car to get them to sleep or, having the car running for approx 30minutes while you run in and out of the house getting the serious amount of kit you now need every time you go out!
Pato Banton- Baby come back
For bad parents- this refers to the time they roll off the bed and are sandwiched between a headboard and wall, for better parents it refers to your über advanced child crawling very early and wanting to explore; constantly.
Areosmith- Dude looks like a lady
For moments like this!
The Drifters- There goes my Baby
For when your little one starts crawling, starts nursery and, starts needing you less *sob/sigh*
Breathe Owl Breathe- Swimming (I’d never heard of it either- thank god for Google!)
For occasions like this…
The Black eyed peas- Shut up just shut up, shut up.
For situations like this…or this.
Frank Sinatra- That’s life
Because, unless you live in a fairy land- you will experience situations like this (it can’t just be us- can it?!)
Annie Lennox- Why (why, why, whyyyyyyy)
This refers to you utter feelings of helplessness when your child is crying and you have no freaking clue why!! Not. A. Scooby.
I have trawled the Internet for tracks called
Jesus Christ, give me the drugs
Crayon on the carpet and crackers on the wall
I am a shell of a person. Waaaaaa haaaaaa and
Let me pee alone
But alas could not find them…
What would you have on your playlist?
What a difference a day makes – Jamie Callum. My world certainly changed overnight!
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Absolutely!!
Ours too, twice. 🙂
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I’m So Tired – The Beatles
I Love You But I Don’t Trust You Anymore – Prince
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Knew Prince would get a mention from you. 🙂
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Cry Baby Cry – The Beatles
Little Child Running Wild – Curtis Mayfield
Can’t Get Enough Of Your Love, Babe – Barry White
Rude Boy – Rihanna
Naughty Girl – Beyonce
Cry Me A River – Justin Timberlake
The Drugs Don’t Work – The Verve
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Ooh- you are on fire.
Thanks Benito. 🙂
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Love the list, made me smile 🙂
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Why thank you. 🙂
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I was a Now no 1 girl 😉 love the way you fitted those in!
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Why thank you! Sure there is loads more I missed…
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Genius!
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Hot and Cold (or whatever the song is actually called ) by Katy Perry – it sums up life with a 2 year old pretty well!
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Yep- so does Life is a Rollercoaster!
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Ha ha, funny post. Mine would be Bonkers by Dizzee Rascal x
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Brilliant idea! Xx
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Faithless – Insomnia!! Very apt for me at the moment… I can’t get no sleep
Love this post, it really made me giggle!
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Perfect.
Annoyed I didn’t come up with that myself. Hope it improves soon. 🙂
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How about ‘Daydream Believer’by the Monkees! Having my babies was like a dream come true – not that I want to sound all sentimental or anything! But the one that springs to mind that describes the massive life change you go through is The Carnival is Over – by the Seekers! 😉
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Brilliant post and contributions – made me giggle!
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amazing post! made me laugh so much 😀
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Great post! And yes, my childhood and teen years were all about NOW albums, too!
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I LOVED THEM!!
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Brilliant post.
I used to listen to Louis Armstrong “What a Wonderful World” in the small hours as I wandered about with my firstborn, joining in the line “I hear babies crying…”.
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Ah yes. A very familiar feeling!
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Great list! Can I add “go away” by Gloria Estefan, for the times when you’ve really had enough!
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YEP.
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Oh God I loved a good Now compilation in my younger days! My day has actually got the first three on vinyl!
My song choice – The Long & Winding Road – George Harrison
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Oops just googled it and realised it was Paul McCartney – My bad. x
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Ah yes- George H was My sweet Lord. Another good tune. 🙂
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