What’s it all about (Alfie)
I have been thinking about starting up this blog for some months now and have decided to use Easter as a sort of new beginning, fresh start sort of thing.
I initially wanted to create a blog to review places and services that I have been to since having children and moving back to the Wirral but, as the ides have been evolving in my head I have decided that, not only do I not go to enough places to make this worth while, there are other things that I ponder more often than where I have had my best cuppa
No, when writing a blog you are meant to write about things which you are passionate about otherwise you will run out of steam and flounder having nothing to say (not something I habitually find myself struggling with) so I have decided that I will be writing about my life as a mother of two. How I muddle through day to day whilst my husband works away and why everyone needs to know my opinions and general bugbears on issues as diverse as celebrity culture, religion and- most important of all I feel, why the weirdo on the bus always sits next to me!
What you will find on this blog:
*Strong opinions which, on occasion will probably be quite harsh.
*Me having to eat humble pie as a result of afore mentioned opinions
*Ramblings and ponderings which serve little purpose other than to get them out of my own head.
The purpose of this blog is quite simple really; I will obviously write a hilarious blog about how I stumble from one cooking or houswifery disaster to the next. It will quickly gain cult status for its quick wit and insightful messages and I will be bombarded by offers from advertisers, sponsors, Tv execs etc etc.
However, should this inexplicably not happen, I will use this blog as a sort of free therapy- somewhere to rant and offload and share my journey to becoming a fully fledged ‘grown up’- the blog could be quite a long runner as I am some way off this currently.
So, if you are wanting to advertise to the person who reads this blog don’t hesitate to get in touch.
If you are a PT, just starting out and in need of a project who will write up how brilliant you are in exchange for free sessions; pick up the phone.
If you are a restaurant, bar or business on the Wirral who wants me to cast my totally untrained but exceptionally harsh eye over your company- I’m your gal.
If on the other hand you are also a mum who sometimes leaves the house smelling of vom with a hint of impulse or who thinks that one of THE best things about having kids is that you are allowed to have fish fingers and waffles in your freezer- welcome to my world! I think you’re going to like it.